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Facebook: Condom sizes should be XXL , XL , L , M , S , XS , XXS , Justin Bieber. BSE.

#69
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (45) - Lame (5)

Ridiculous - by mfc

Facebook: I once asked mom where God was from, she responded, "Well, since he made everything, I'm guessing China." BSE.

#44
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (35) - Lame (7)

Ridiculous - by Ed

Facebook: My annoying neighbors challenged me to a water fight... so I'm posting this status while waiting for the kettle to boil. BSE.

#47
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (31) - Lame (1)

Ridiculous - by Ahmen

Facebook: Standing on my front lawn with my pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take my picture. BSE.

#18
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (30) - Lame (0)

Ridiculous - by Rick

Facebook: I went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Waldo' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played. BSE.

#37
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (28) - Lame (6)

Ridiculous - by Katie

Facebook: If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones. BSE.

#50
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (28) - Lame (12)

Ridiculous - by TJ

Facebook: My friends status said " suicidal and standing on a cliff " So I Poked Him. BSE.

#45
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (27) - Lame (1)

Miscellaneous - by Dick

Facebook : In the immortal words of fat Irish crooner David Gray - "Say hello and wave goodbye". Hello Wales, goodbye tan....BSE

#67
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (26) - Lame (5)

Miscellaneous - by Taff

Facebook: A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger Wood. BSE.

#22
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (24) - Lame (3)

Sex - by TFan

Facebook: My alarm clock and I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight. BSE.

#32
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (24) - Lame (5)

Work - by Kristin

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