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  <title>Facebook: Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Ne</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Guy Wanna hear a joke about my dick Nevermind Its too long Girl Wanna hear a joke about my vagina Nevermind Youll never get it<br><br>By: fratboy<br />on 13-02-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 404 | No Votes: 66<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: Fuck being right...It's overrated when p</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Fuck being rightIts overrated when people except it<br><br>By: Stacy<br />on 10-02-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 52 | No Votes: 32<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me She calls me her sixty second lover<br><br>By: Boyfriend<br />on 09-02-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 99 | No Votes: 48<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: I refuse to go bungee jumping... I came </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook I refuse to go bungee jumping I came into this world because of a broken rubber Im not leaving because of on<br><br>By: Marly<br />on 08-02-2011<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 534 | No Votes: 85<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: Try to say the letter 'M' without your l</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Try to say the letter M without your lips touching<br><br>By: Mike<br />on 08-02-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 341 | No Votes: 33<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mike</author>
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  <title>Facebook: Got out of jury duty by prefacing every </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer I gave with According to the prophecy<br><br>By: Top Schilf<br />on 05-12-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 161 | No Votes: 352<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: PLEASE put this on your status if you kn</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons Dragons are nearly unstoppable and in case you didnt know they can breathe fire 93 of people wont copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons 6 of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1 are awesome and will repost this message<br><br>By: Sim<br />on 26-11-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 186 | No Votes: 143<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: Don't steal... The government hates comp</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Dont steal The government hates competition<br><br>By: gop<br />on 07-10-2010<br>Category: Money<br>Yes Votes: 62 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: Is Wondering What Would Happen If I Walk</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Is Wondering What Would Happen If I Walked Through Sea World With A Fishing Pole BSE<br><br>By: Shells<br />on 03-10-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 30 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: If your in hell and your mad at someone </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook If your in hell and your mad at someone where do you tell them to go<br><br>By: Angel<br />on 26-09-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 46 | No Votes: 13<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Angel</author>
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  <title>Facebook: Facebook is like Jail, you sit around an</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Facebook is like Jail you sit around and waste time You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know BSE<br><br>By: Nicko<br />on 16-09-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 31 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: SANTA rearranged is SATAN... I'm on to y</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook SANTA rearranged is SATAN Im on to you fat man BSE<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 30-08-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 15 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Facebook: Facebook needs to add a maybe button for</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Facebook needs to add a maybe button for friend requests some people deserve to wait for a decision to be made BSE<br><br>By: milkman<br />on 13-08-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: Condom sizes should be XXL , XL , L , M </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Condom sizes should be XXL  XL  L  M  S  XS  XXS  Justin Bieber BSE<br><br>By: mfc<br />on 16-07-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 156 | No Votes: 22<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook : In the immortal words of fat Irish croo</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook  In the immortal words of fat Irish crooner David Gray - quotSay hello and wave goodbyequot Hello Wales goodbye tanBSE<br><br>By: Taff<br />on 27-06-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 75 | No Votes: 20<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: finds it ironic that a norm'l stroke kil</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook finds it ironic that a norml stroke killed Gary Coleman  BSE<br><br>By: AJ Seretti<br />on 29-05-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 34 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree He couldnt decide between a wood and an iron BSE<br><br>By: Chris<br />on 26-05-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 26 | No Votes: 16<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Chris</author>
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  <title>Facebook: I came home so shithoused last night I a</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook I came home so shithoused last night I ate a bag of croutons apparently BSE<br><br>By: JG<br />on 23-04-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 24 | No Votes: 40<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JG</author>
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  <title>Facebook: &amp;quot;Her taint is constitutional and re</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Her taint is constitutional and resides &Acirc;… in her sex Direct quote from my IHUM readingreally BSE<br><br>By: JG<br />on 31-03-2010<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 15 | No Votes: 25<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>What do you think the person who discovered milk w</title>
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    <![CDATA[What do you think the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow BSE<br><br>By: Phil<br />on 19-03-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 45 | No Votes: 19<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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