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  <title>Facebook: Condom sizes should be XXL , XL , L , M </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Condom sizes should be XXL  XL  L  M  S  XS  XXS  Justin Bieber BSE<br><br>By: mfc<br />on 16-07-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 49 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook : In the immortal words of fat Irish croo</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook  In the immortal words of fat Irish crooner David Gray - quotSay hello and wave goodbyequot Hello Wales goodbye tanBSE<br><br>By: Taff<br />on 27-06-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 26 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: finds it ironic that a norm'l stroke kil</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook finds it ironic that a norml stroke killed Gary Coleman  BSE<br><br>By: AJ Seretti<br />on 29-05-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree He couldnt decide between a wood and an iron BSE<br><br>By: Chris<br />on 26-05-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: I came home so shithoused last night I a</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook I came home so shithoused last night I ate a bag of croutons apparently BSE<br><br>By: JG<br />on 23-04-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 16<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: &amp;quot;Her taint is constitutional and re</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Her taint is constitutional and resides &Acirc;… in her sex Direct quote from my IHUM readingreally BSE<br><br>By: JG<br />on 31-03-2010<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>What do you think the person who discovered milk w</title>
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    <![CDATA[What do you think the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow BSE<br><br>By: Phil<br />on 19-03-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: Has anyone thought about the fact that M</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Has anyone thought about the fact that MrKRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM BSE<br><br>By: Mark<br />on 14-02-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 22 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: is wondering why a chubby toddler with a</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook is wondering why a chubby toddler with a weapon was chosen to represent Valentines Day BSE<br><br>By: Melinda<br />on 14-02-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Melinda</author>
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  <title>Facebook: I'm not being lazy... just energy effici</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Im not being lazy just energy efficient BSE<br><br>By: Joe<br />on 09-02-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 18 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: ;quot;Dammit Im Mad;quot; is spelled the</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook quotDammit Im Madquot is spelled the same way forward as it is backwards think about it BSE<br><br>By: Jackie<br />on 09-02-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jackie</author>
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  <title>Facebook: New stick of deodorant today.Instruction</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook New stick of deodorant todayInstructions said Remove cap and push up bottomI can barely walk but whenever I fart the room smells lovely BSE<br><br>By: Sandy<br />on 07-02-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 20 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook:  If you're paddling upstream in a canoe </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook  If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off how many pancakes fit in a doghouse None Ice cream doesnt have bones BSE<br><br>By: TJ<br />on 07-02-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 28 | No Votes: 12<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: New Years Resolution... I will not ring </title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook New Years Resolution I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number BSE<br><br>By: Matt<br />on 05-02-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Matt</author>
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  <title>Facebook: Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money isnt that really bad BSE<br><br>By: Ashley<br />on 01-02-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: My annoying neighbors challenged me to a</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook My annoying neighbors challenged me to a water fight so Im posting this status while waiting for the kettle to boil BSE<br><br>By: Ahmen<br />on 31-01-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 31 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Twitter: I think... therefore we have nothing in c</title>
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    <![CDATA[Twitter I think therefore we have nothing in common BSE<br><br>By: Sanji<br />on 28-01-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: My friends status said ;quot; suicidal a</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook My friends status said quot suicidal and standing on a cliff quot So I Poked Him BSE<br><br>By: Dick<br />on 28-01-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 27 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Facebook: I once asked mom where God was from, she</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook I once asked mom where God was from she responded quotWell since he made everything Im guessing Chinaquot BSE<br><br>By: Ed<br />on 24-01-2010<br>Category: Ridiculous<br>Yes Votes: 35 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ed</author>
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  <title>Facebook: Trying to decide... laundry today or nak</title>
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    <![CDATA[Facebook Trying to decide laundry today or naked tomorrow BSE<br><br>By: Anne<br />on 24-01-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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