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Facebook: Is wishing that she could throw magic dust on her problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict! BSE

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Facebook: My friends status said " suicidal and standing on a cliff " So I Poked Him. BSE.

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Twitter: Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it's voice activated. I'm at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number. =) BSE.

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Sex - by Ty

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Facebook: New Years Resolution... I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. BSE.

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Twitter: Finally saw Avatar. Did anyone else get pulled right out of the story every time they said "unobtainium?" BSE.

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Facebook: My New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before committing multiple "transgressions". BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (3) - Lame (3)

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Facebook: is Loading ████████████ 99%. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (1) - Lame (11)

Miscellaneous - by Loading

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Facebook: I came home so shithoused last night I ate a bag of croutons apparently... BSE

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Facebook: I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (11) - Lame (9)

Health - by Mark

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Facebook: I once asked mom where God was from, she responded, "Well, since he made everything, I'm guessing China." BSE.

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