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Facebook: Light travels faster than sound... that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (36) - Lame (11)

Miscellaneous - by Matt

Facebook: New Years Resolution... I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. BSE.

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Miscellaneous - by Matt

Facebook: My New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before committing multiple "transgressions". BSE.

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Sex - by Mike

Facebook: Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop. BSE.

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Miscellaneous - by Greg

Facebook: Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, It's too long. Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, You'll never get it.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (404) - Lame (66)

Sex - by fratboy

Facebook: Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet hes not laughing out loud. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (43) - Lame (11)

Miscellaneous - by Joe

Facebook: Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. BSE

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Miscellaneous - by Chris

Facebook: 2010 New Year's resolution.... re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life. BSE.

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Ridiculous - by Chase

Facebook: My alarm clock and I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (47) - Lame (12)

Work - by Kristin

Facebook: PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons, 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this message

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (186) - Lame (143)

Ridiculous - by Sim

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