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Twitter: New Year's resolution: having the superpower of being able to fire ticks out of my pores at passerby. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (1) - Lame (19)

Ridiculous - by Dan

Facebook: I did not slap you... I simply high-fived your face. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (6) - Lame (17)

Love - by Matt

Twitter: Was in the mood to pore some sugar on me. Now I'm all sticky and attracting ants. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (0) - Lame (16)

Ridiculous - by Rod

Facebook: I came home so shithoused last night I ate a bag of croutons apparently... BSE

#61
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (5) - Lame (16)

Ridiculous - by JG

Merry Christmas everyone! I had a small hiccup while updating the website and managed to lose all the old posts that were submitted. Since I am young and reckless I didn't have a backup so please resubmit status updates! In any case I hope you like the new features. BSE

#1
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (7) - Lame (15)

Ridiculous - by Matt

Facebook: My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll beat you with my Bulbasaur. BSE.

#28
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (16) - Lame (15)

Ridiculous - by lionswe4210

Twitter: Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away. BSE.

#14
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (6) - Lame (13)

Ridiculous - by Sarah

Facebook: ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington. BSE.

#4
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (7) - Lame (12)

Miscellaneous - by Amanda

Twitter: I'm like a slinkie... fun to watch down the stairs. BSE.

#23
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (2) - Lame (12)

Miscellaneous - by Natalie

Facebook: If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones. BSE.

#50
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (28) - Lame (12)

Ridiculous - by TJ

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