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Facebook: Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer I gave with "According to the prophecy".

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Miscellaneous - by Top Schilf

Facebook: PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons, 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this message

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (186) - Lame (143)

Ridiculous - by Sim

Facebook: I refuse to go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of on

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (534) - Lame (85)

Ridiculous - by Marly

Facebook: Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, It's too long. Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, You'll never get it.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (404) - Lame (66)

Sex - by fratboy

Facebook: I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

#110
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (99) - Lame (48)

Sex - by Boyfriend

Facebook: If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones. BSE.

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Ridiculous - by TJ

Twitter: New Year's resolution: having the superpower of being able to fire ticks out of my pores at passerby. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (3) - Lame (40)

Ridiculous - by Dan

Facebook: I came home so shithoused last night I ate a bag of croutons apparently... BSE

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Ridiculous - by JG

Twitter: Was in the mood to pore some sugar on me. Now I'm all sticky and attracting ants. BSE.

#24
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (3) - Lame (38)

Ridiculous - by Rod

Twitter: I'm like a slinkie... fun to watch down the stairs. BSE.

#23
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (2) - Lame (35)

Miscellaneous - by Natalie

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