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Facebook: Condom sizes should be XXL , XL , L , M , S , XS , XXS , Justin Bieber. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (45) - Lame (5)

Ridiculous - by mfc

Facebook: I came home so shithoused last night I ate a bag of croutons apparently... BSE

#61
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (5) - Lame (16)

Ridiculous - by JG

What do you think the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow? BSE

#58
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (14) - Lame (10)

Ridiculous - by Phil

Facebook: Has anyone thought about the fact that Mr.KRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM? BSE.

#55
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (22) - Lame (10)

Ridiculous - by Mark

Facebook: If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones. BSE.

#50
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (28) - Lame (12)

Ridiculous - by TJ

Facebook: My annoying neighbors challenged me to a water fight... so I'm posting this status while waiting for the kettle to boil. BSE.

#47
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (31) - Lame (1)

Ridiculous - by Ahmen

Twitter: I think... therefore we have nothing in common. BSE.

#46
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (7) - Lame (11)

Ridiculous - by Sanji

Facebook: I once asked mom where God was from, she responded, "Well, since he made everything, I'm guessing China." BSE.

#44
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (35) - Lame (7)

Ridiculous - by Ed

Facebook: Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. BSE.

#42
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (17) - Lame (3)

Ridiculous - by Tasha

Facebook: I went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Waldo' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played. BSE.

#37
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (28) - Lame (6)

Ridiculous - by Katie

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