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Facebook: I refuse to go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of on

#108
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Ridiculous - by Marly

Facebook: PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons, 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this message

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Ridiculous - by Sim

Facebook: If your in hell and your mad at someone where do you tell them to go?

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Ridiculous - by Angel

Facebook: SANTA rearranged is SATAN... I'm on to you fat man!!!. BSE.

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Ridiculous - by Anonymous

Facebook: Condom sizes should be XXL , XL , L , M , S , XS , XXS , Justin Bieber. BSE.

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Ridiculous - by mfc

Facebook: I came home so shithoused last night I ate a bag of croutons apparently... BSE

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Ridiculous - by JG

What do you think the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow? BSE

#58
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Ridiculous - by Phil

Facebook: Has anyone thought about the fact that Mr.KRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM? BSE.

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Ridiculous - by Mark

Facebook: If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones. BSE.

#50
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (58) - Lame (43)

Ridiculous - by TJ

Facebook: My annoying neighbors challenged me to a water fight... so I'm posting this status while waiting for the kettle to boil. BSE.

#47
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (62) - Lame (11)

Ridiculous - by Ahmen

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