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Facebook: Fuck being right...It's overrated when people except it.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (52) - Lame (32)

Miscellaneous - by Stacy

Facebook: Try to say the letter 'M' without your lips touching.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (341) - Lame (33)

Miscellaneous - by Mike

Facebook: Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer I gave with "According to the prophecy".

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (161) - Lame (352)

Miscellaneous - by Top Schilf

Facebook: Is Wondering What Would Happen If I Walked Through Sea World With A Fishing Pole....... BSE

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (30) - Lame (10)

Miscellaneous - by Shells

Facebook: Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know. BSE

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (31) - Lame (6)

Miscellaneous - by Nicko

Facebook: Facebook needs to add a maybe button for friend requests, some people deserve to wait for a decision to be made. BSE

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (17) - Lame (7)

Miscellaneous - by milkman

Facebook : In the immortal words of fat Irish crooner David Gray - "Say hello and wave goodbye". Hello Wales, goodbye tan....BSE

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (75) - Lame (20)

Miscellaneous - by Taff

Facebook: finds it ironic that a norm'l stroke killed Gary Coleman. BSE.

#64
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (34) - Lame (10)

Miscellaneous - by AJ Seretti

Facebook: Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. BSE

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (26) - Lame (16)

Miscellaneous - by Chris

Facebook: New Years Resolution... I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. BSE.

#49
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (12) - Lame (22)

Miscellaneous - by Matt

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