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Facebook : In the immortal words of fat Irish crooner David Gray - "Say hello and wave goodbye". Hello Wales, goodbye tan....BSE

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (26) - Lame (5)

Miscellaneous - by Taff

Facebook: finds it ironic that a norm'l stroke killed Gary Coleman. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (11) - Lame (3)

Miscellaneous - by AJ Seretti

Facebook: Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. BSE

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (8) - Lame (4)

Miscellaneous - by Chris

Facebook: New Years Resolution... I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (6) - Lame (8)

Miscellaneous - by Matt

Facebook: Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money... isn't that really bad? BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (12) - Lame (5)

Miscellaneous - by Ashley

Facebook: My friends status said " suicidal and standing on a cliff " So I Poked Him. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (27) - Lame (1)

Miscellaneous - by Dick

Facebook: Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet hes not laughing out loud. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (20) - Lame (8)

Miscellaneous - by Joe

Facebook: Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (13) - Lame (3)

Miscellaneous - by Niza

Twitter: People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid). BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (4) - Lame (5)

Miscellaneous - by Greg

Twitter: My mechanic told me today that he couldn't fix my brakes... so he made my horn louder. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (5) - Lame (6)

Miscellaneous - by Richard

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