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Facebook: Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, It's too long. Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, You'll never get it.

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Facebook: I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (99) - Lame (48)

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Facebook: "Her taint is constitutional and resides … in her sex." Direct quote from my IHUM reading...really??? BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (15) - Lame (25)

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Facebook: A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger Wood. BSE.

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Facebook: My New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before committing multiple "transgressions". BSE.

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Facebook: If a man was to force himself upon a hooker against her will would it be rape or shoplifting? BSE

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (27) - Lame (10)

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Facebook: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos. BSE.

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Twitter: Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it's voice activated. I'm at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number. =) BSE.

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