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Facebook: "Dammit Im Mad" is spelled the same way forward as it is backwards.... think about it. BSE.

#52
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (11) - Lame (11)

Health - by Jackie

Facebook: New stick of deodorant today.Instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom..I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely. BSE.

#51
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (20) - Lame (8)

Health - by Sandy

Facebook: My mate told me that if I was buying condoms at the supermarket, I should buy a couple of other things so that the girl on the checkout didn't look at me funny..... In hindsight lollies and a barbie doll probably wasn't the best choice. BSE.

#35
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (9) - Lame (3)

Health - by Pete

Facebook: I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater. BSE.

#26
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (11) - Lame (9)

Health - by Mark

Twitter: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper. BSE.

#6
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (12) - Lame (6)

Health - by Nick

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