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Facebook: If a man was to force himself upon a hooker against her will would it be rape or shoplifting? BSE

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Facebook: I tried living every day as if it was my last, but all that did was ruin my credit. BSE.

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Facebook: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos. BSE.

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Twitter: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper. BSE.

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Facebook: I'm standing on my front lawn with my pants down waiting for google earth to come by and take my picture. BSE.

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Facebook: ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington. BSE.

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Twitter: Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it's voice activated. I'm at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number. =) BSE.

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Sex - by Ty

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Facebook: Light travels faster than sound... that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. BSE.

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Merry Christmas everyone! I had a small hiccup while updating the website and managed to lose all the old posts that were submitted. Since I am young and reckless I didn't have a backup so please resubmit status updates! In any case I hope you like the new features. BSE

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