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Facebook:┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ Is like a drug, this shit gets addicting after a while. BSE.

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Facebook: I did not slap you... I simply high-fived your face. BSE.

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Love - by Matt

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Facebook: Standing on my front lawn with my pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take my picture. BSE.

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Facebook: Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop. BSE.

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Twitter: Finally saw Avatar. Did anyone else get pulled right out of the story every time they said "unobtainium?" BSE.

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Twitter: New Year's resolution: having the superpower of being able to fire ticks out of my pores at passerby. BSE.

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Twitter: Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away. BSE.

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Facebook: 2010 New Year's resolution.... re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life. BSE.

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Facebook: My New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before committing multiple "transgressions". BSE.

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Sex - by Mike

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Facebook: Is wishing that she could throw magic dust on her problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict! BSE

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