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Facebook: My alarm clock and I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight. BSE.

#32
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (24) - Lame (5)

Work - by Kristin

Facebook: Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm out and smack'em in the head. BSE.

#31
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (13) - Lame (2)

Ridiculous - by Guarav

Facebook: My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll beat you with my Bulbasaur. BSE.

#28
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (16) - Lame (15)

Ridiculous - by lionswe4210

Twitter: My mechanic told me today that he couldn't fix my brakes... so he made my horn louder. BSE.

#27
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (5) - Lame (6)

Miscellaneous - by Richard

Facebook: I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater. BSE.

#26
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (11) - Lame (9)

Health - by Mark

Facebook: Don't you find it funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? BSE.

#25
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (9) - Lame (6)

Work - by Matt

Twitter: Was in the mood to pore some sugar on me. Now I'm all sticky and attracting ants. BSE.

#24
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (0) - Lame (16)

Ridiculous - by Rod

Twitter: I'm like a slinkie... fun to watch down the stairs. BSE.

#23
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (2) - Lame (12)

Miscellaneous - by Natalie

Facebook: A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger Wood. BSE.

#22
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (24) - Lame (3)

Sex - by TFan

Facebook: is Loading ████████████ 99%. BSE.

#21
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (1) - Lame (11)

Miscellaneous - by Loading

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