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Facebook: Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. BSE.

#42
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (17) - Lame (3)

Ridiculous - by Tasha

Facebook: Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet hes not laughing out loud. BSE.

#41
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (20) - Lame (8)

Miscellaneous - by Joe

Facebook: Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall. BSE.

#40
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (13) - Lame (3)

Miscellaneous - by Niza

Facebook: Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday. BSE.

#39
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (5) - Lame (9)

Work - by Tim

Facebook: Facebook must be female, just when you think you've got her all figured out she changes. BSE.

#38
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (18) - Lame (2)

Love - by Shelley

Facebook: I went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Waldo' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played. BSE.

#37
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (28) - Lame (6)

Ridiculous - by Katie

Twitter: People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid). BSE.

#36
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (4) - Lame (5)

Miscellaneous - by Greg

Facebook: My mate told me that if I was buying condoms at the supermarket, I should buy a couple of other things so that the girl on the checkout didn't look at me funny..... In hindsight lollies and a barbie doll probably wasn't the best choice. BSE.

#35
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (9) - Lame (3)

Health - by Pete

Facebook: You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes... Or if thats not good enough for you, take this little white pill with the "LSD" on it and watch flying chimpanzees as you dribble like a retard. BSE.

#34
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (13) - Lame (2)

Ridiculous - by Matt

Twitter: Take my advice, I don't use it anyways. BSE.

#33
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (2) - Lame (7)

Ridiculous - by Matt

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