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Facebook: "Dammit Im Mad" is spelled the same way forward as it is backwards.... think about it. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (11) - Lame (11)

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Facebook: New stick of deodorant today.Instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom..I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (20) - Lame (8)

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Facebook: If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones. BSE.

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Facebook: New Years Resolution... I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. BSE.

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Facebook: Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money... isn't that really bad? BSE.

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Facebook: My annoying neighbors challenged me to a water fight... so I'm posting this status while waiting for the kettle to boil. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (31) - Lame (1)

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Twitter: I think... therefore we have nothing in common. BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (7) - Lame (11)

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Facebook: My friends status said " suicidal and standing on a cliff " So I Poked Him. BSE.

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Facebook: I once asked mom where God was from, she responded, "Well, since he made everything, I'm guessing China." BSE.

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Facebook: Trying to decide... laundry today or naked tomorrow? BSE.

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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (8) - Lame (8)

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