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- Concept : An anecdote always starts with the social network site your status update comes from (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc.) and ends with 'BSE'. There are no taboo subjects as long as the status update is hilarious :)
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Facebook: Condom sizes should be XXL , XL , L , M , S , XS , XXS , Justin Bieber. BSE.

#69
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (4) - Lame (3)

Ridiculous - by mfc

Facebook : In the immortal words of fat Irish crooner David Gray - "Say hello and wave goodbye". Hello Wales, goodbye tan....BSE

#67
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (1) - Lame (2)

Miscellaneous - by Taff

Facebook: finds it ironic that a norm'l stroke killed Gary Coleman. BSE.

#64
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (2) - Lame (1)

Miscellaneous - by AJ Seretti

Facebook: Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. BSE

#62
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (2) - Lame (3)

Miscellaneous - by Chris

Facebook: I came home so shithoused last night I ate a bag of croutons apparently... BSE

#61
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (1) - Lame (13)

Ridiculous - by JG

Facebook: "Her taint is constitutional and resides … in her sex." Direct quote from my IHUM reading...really??? BSE.

#59
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (1) - Lame (8)

Sex - by JG

What do you think the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow? BSE

#58
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (12) - Lame (7)

Ridiculous - by Phil

Facebook: Has anyone thought about the fact that Mr.KRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM? BSE.

#55
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (18) - Lame (8)

Ridiculous - by Mark

Facebook: is wondering why a chubby toddler with a weapon was chosen to represent Valentine's Day? BSE.

#54
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (10) - Lame (3)

Love - by Melinda

Facebook: I'm not being lazy... just energy efficient. BSE.

#53
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Agreed. Best Status Ever! (13) - Lame (3)

Work - by Joe

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